The Coffee-Song I Didn't Want To Write

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https://suno.com/@therealjester77

Lyrics by TheRealJester

© 𝟮𝟬𝟮6 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗥𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱.

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[Intro]

Da‑dat‑damm,

D‑da‑dat‑damm.

Whooo‑hoooo!

Da‑dat‑damm,

Da‑da‑dat‑damm.

Whooo‑hoooo!

[Verse 1]

Well, great here I am,

Parked at the table with my coffee cup.

Still hangin' with the first shot,

Without it I can’t properly wake myself up.

Yeah, this black and bitter brew tastes kinda magic,

But one thing bugs me more than it lifts me up.

I’ll tell you all about it,

I still don’t have a coffee song to show.

But what’s left to say?

What’s even fresh?

'Cause everyone dropped their own cup‑of‑joe flow.

[Verse 2]

I’m scrolling endlessly through Suno,

It's coffee here, coffee there. (ooh-ooh!)

Black shots, milky swirls,

Cappuccino, Latte Macchiato flair.

Even pineapple flavor,

Oh, Gatlori would be tearing out his hair.

(If he actually had some ...)

E-e-e-everyone’s dropped their coffee anthem:

Metal riffs, rap bars, jazz and ballads too.

(Really?)

LoFi beats, 80s vibes,

All drowning in their caffeine‑brew.

And I’m the last poor soul on Earth,

without a steamy track to share.

Why’s this pressure turning into a nightmare,

Like I need a coffee song to prove,

I’m still out there.

[Pre-Chorus]

It’s itching inside, itching inside,

If I write a coffee song today,

I’m painfully unoriginal.

It’s itching inside, itching inside,

unoriginal, oh no!

But if I don’t,

I’m basically invisible.

[Chorus]

So here it is, let's go along,

Welcome to my statement against all those coffee songs.

A melody complaining loud,

that so many of them have been put out.

And this is my middle finger,

To the endless flood of black liquid tunes.

My rockin' caffeinated tidal wave,

Drowning out entire coffee break rooms!

Oh no, now I'm just another stupid clown,

That rode the dark roast hype somehow.

With a dumb little dark brew track,

In his songbook now!

[Break]

Da‑dat‑damm,

D‑da‑dat‑damm.

Whooo‑hoooo!

[Spoken Interlude]

Coffee is amazing, sure,

The perfect drink to start your day.

It lifts you up, it boosts your mood,

it clears black clouds along the way.

Drink enough, get rid of the haze,

And you’ll survive every stupid mess you face.

...

Even listening to hundreds,

Maybe thousands of stupid coffee songs.

[Bridge]

By now, I just don’t care at all,

maybe it’s fate and it's all fine.

Maybe Sunoverse simply needs,

One more coffee song,

In its timeline.

...

And yeah, it's exactly this one.

[Final Chorus]

So here it is, this is the one,

My statement against all those awful coffee songs!

A melody complaining loud,

that a myriad of them have been put out!

And here's my middle finger,

To the endless flood of black liquid tunes.

My rockin' caffeinated tidal wave,

Drowning out entire coffee break rooms.

And now I'm just another stupid clown,

That rode the dark roast hype somehow.

With a perfect dark brew track,

In his songbook noooow!

[Outro]

Alright. Coffee song finished!

Now leave me alone.

D-doo-doo,

D-doo-doo,

Dooo‑doooo!