back today

well i'm too fat for my scooter

and i'm all about that cooter

no thank you to the tooter

i swear that i'm not gay

cleanin' up in the gym shower

it's a gaze and not a glower

damn he is quite the tower

lookin mighty fine today

and they say "oh hey, you're back today, can you stay over there and give me my space?"

and i say "hey guy, you're givin me the eye, but i'm not gay so don't even try!"

then they say "oh man, this shit again, you can't film in the locker room, don't make me throw hands"

and i say "hey dude, don't be rude, i'm just takin selfies, no need for the 'tude"

and it's all ok

i'm just here to lose weight

i don't care what they say

coz i know i'm not gay

yeah i know i'm not gay

well i ain't lifted a finger

sweat still drippin ears are ringin

i can't help but keep on singin

'bout the perfect form i see right here

i bet he likes to go huntin

i'm thinkin 'bout footballs bein punted

i love the heavin' and the gruntin'

sweet sweet music to my ears

and they say "oh hey, you're back today, can you stay over there and give me my space?"

and i say "hey guy, you're givin me the eye, but i'm not gay so don't even try!"

then they say "oh man, this shit again, you can't film in the locker room, don't make me throw hands"

and i say "hey dude, don't be rude, i'm just takin selfies, no need for the 'tude"

and it's all ok

i'm just here to lose weight

i don't care what they say

coz i know i'm not gay

yeah i know i'm not gay